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1850 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina, HI 96761, USA
Lahaina, Hawaii 96761
+1 808-661-4441

Very friendly and fast

We are heading back this November, I don't particularly hope to see the short chubby little cop with a pint size god complex. Hopefully he fell into a mud puddle and drowned.

Aloha MPD

He threatened and threatened but it was all hot air. Like he forgot his part in his little play he has going on. He wasn't the big bad wolf, he was one of the three little pigs who got caught with his thumb in his butt.

Only two seats in the small waiting area

If you lose your ID before your return flight, show up early and with a police report saying you were an idiot who left it on the plane. The police report is fast and easy, especially if you already know your driver's license number.

I have never been absolutely in awe of a police officer as I was with the short fat little hobbit they had directing traffic at the Old Lahaina Luau. I actually think he was spawned out of Hitlers ass himself.

I spoke not only to the Manager of the Luau about his attitude, but many of the staff had to calm my wife down after the confrontation with the pint sized troll, they all gave a story about Lahaina cops and how the vast majority are major tools. If you go to the Luau, or are just passing through town, beware of a short, white, chubby porn stached, 2 oz. turd in a cops blue golf shirt.

The police officers in Lahaina are very professional and do a good job serving and protecting the public every encounter I've had with the police was always a good when I find the officers to be honorable and dignified thank you what kind of Police Department, Aloha.

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Police station at 1850 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina, HI 96761, USA. Here you will find detailed information about Lahaina Police Department: address, phone, fax, opening hours, customer reviews, photos, directions and more.

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1850 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina, HI 96761, USA.
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ALL reviews about Lahaina Police Department

  • Samuel
    Added 2015.09.01
    Very friendly and fast
  • Mason
    Added 2015.07.04
    We are heading back this November, I don't particularly hope to see the short chubby little cop with a pint size god complex. Hopefully he fell into a mud puddle and drowned.
  • Diego
    Added 2015.06.27
    Aloha MPD
  • Hailey
    Added 2014.12.07
    He threatened and threatened but it was all hot air. Like he forgot his part in his little play he has going on. He wasn't the big bad wolf, he was one of the three little pigs who got caught with his thumb in his butt.
  • Autumn
    Added 2014.10.14
    Only two seats in the small waiting area
  • Sofia
    Added 2014.08.14
    If you lose your ID before your return flight, show up early and with a police report saying you were an idiot who left it on the plane. The police report is fast and easy, especially if you already know your driver's license number.
  • Sierra
    Added 2014.05.10
    I have never been absolutely in awe of a police officer as I was with the short fat little hobbit they had directing traffic at the Old Lahaina Luau. I actually think he was spawned out of Hitlers ass himself.
  • Richard
    Added 2014.01.09
    I spoke not only to the Manager of the Luau about his attitude, but many of the staff had to calm my wife down after the confrontation with the pint sized troll, they all gave a story about Lahaina cops and how the vast majority are major tools. If you go to the Luau, or are just passing through town, beware of a short, white, chubby porn stached, 2 oz. turd in a cops blue golf shirt.
  • Sierra
    Added 2013.04.08
    The police officers in Lahaina are very professional and do a good job serving and protecting the public every encounter I've had with the police was always a good when I find the officers to be honorable and dignified thank you what kind of Police Department, Aloha.
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